thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

2 things.

All I want in life is ice cream and someone to cuddle with me the way my cat does, only better.

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

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emily-is-a-penguin:

i think the funniest thing i’ve ever heard was a recording of myself that i had no idea existed and its just me going 

"well fuck me sideways and wrap me in a tortilla you’re right"